I don’t have bad sex.

I know that probably sounds incredibly arrogant and self-centered, but really. I don’t have bad sex. Maybe some awkward sex, but it’s never-horrible. I actually don’t believe in bad sex. I’m really curious as to what the definition for bad sex is. Lack of orgasm? Is that the generally accepted ideology ( Read more... )

And I bet you thought only the internet was for porn.

What did you do to me?

....Oh, God, I have nothing to wear.

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If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?
Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

The Blind Date ♥ Meme

[Metaish, mostly, considering she's -- ya know.]

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test...
HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 90%


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Have I mentioned that I'm completely shallow when it comes to the Olympic Games?

[idontdig_graves is used with permission from her mun who made a request for Hunter!Elle and Flirty!Amy with an AU twist where they don’t know each other. Therefore, not bound to any particular verse.]

I can’t help that I liked to be kissedThis definitely had to be the most adorably interesting hunter that she had ever come across. She was a tiny little thing ( Read more... )

1 question ( Read more... )